Miracles, magic, metastases, marijuana, meditation, meningitis, manifestation, and mulishness.

Theres something about alliteration that brings me joy. Thank you for indulging me. 

I’ve defied three different prognoses of imminent doom. It’s tempting to interpret my current situation as heading for a fourth. But at this point, I’m kinda over it… been there, done that. I’ve decided to explore another possibility… that a couple of my past ‘successes’ and my current situation of not one, but two, new brain metastases, or ‘tumors’… are not what they seem. If my new theory, rooted perhaps simply in denial, is true, then I am not the miraculous wonder I appear to be. I’m just a function of a strange medical history.

So, in entertaining this new theory, I throw myself off of and dismantle my pedestal of miracle worker. But I do it for the purpose of building a new one to encourage you all to be as stubborn and determined as me, because if I’m right, those qualities will save me and will likely save you. Confused? Intrigued? Bear with me, there’s some history to cover…

But first, i pose the question… what kind of brain tumor manifests as a single 1.3 cm mass, disappears completely for a year and a half (as documented in three brain MRIs), then reappears as two tumors, 7mm and 8mm? Maybe it isn’t actually cancer? I mean, I’ve never had a biopsy and three different lumbar punctures did not find cancer cells in my CSF. I had this theory before but doctors always said, “if you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras… you have metastatic HER2+ breast cancer with a history of spinal metastases, it looks like cancer and really cant be anything else.” But now, with this very non-typical manifestation, I found a doctor who thinks there might be something to my theory that it is chronic viral meningitis, and not cancer metastases, in my brain.

My medical oncologist thinks i’m a quack and wants to put me on chemo right away. My radiation oncologist, who has backed my wild theories that turned out to be right in the past, thinks I could be brilliant and offers an interesting experiment.

For 40 years, I have struggled with chronic viral meningitis. Ive been hospitalized twice with it and almost died both times and western medicine has been useless in diagnosing and treating it. But I did my research, figured out I have Mollaret’s Meningitis, and how to treat it. I found out it is a virus that lives in the spine and comes out in times of stress. I can feel an attack coming on with stabbing pains running down the backs of my legs and if I destress and meditate, and stop eating nuts, that can sometimes be enough. 

See, it’s part of the Herpes virus family and all of those can be affected by the amino acids Arginine and Lysine, which coexist in an inverse ratio (If your Arginine is high, your Lysine is low and vice versa). Turns out nuts are high in Arginine and can precipitate an attack of shingles, cold sores, meningitis, etc. I once gave myself an attack before I discovered this by eating an entire can of cocktail peanuts when I was starving and that’s all I had to eat. So, I can stop eating nuts and take supplemental Lysine to stave off an attack as well. Also, since it is a virus, Acyclovir can work to make it go away. 

So, another interesting factor to add into this situation is that I successfully treated my meningitis by accident with Cannabis. The reason this is relevant is that when I was diagnosed with 9 leptomeningeal brain metastases in 2014 and 4 of them miraculously disappeared with out a trace, I attributed it to the fact that I took very large doses of CBD oil. Another interesting thing is that since then, I take cannabis oil every night before bed and I have never had a meningitis attack since then except for the story I outline above when I had no cannabis oil for a month and had a meningitis attack. Another interesting thing is that I did just have an attack try to start up two days before I had this recent brain MRI that identified two metastases. 

Brain Metastases Then…

So, maybe these masses aren’t brain metastases at all… maybe they are viral clusters getting activated for whatever reason? See, in October 2019, I was diagnosed with this large central tumor in my basal ganglia/thalamus area of my brain. I was living in Puerto Rico and they sent me back to the mainland because it was too dangerous to treat there. See how the white mass is closing off the dark ‘butterfly’? 

The 1.3 cm tumor in my basal ganglia/thalamus Oct. 2019

Gone! January 2020

Those are the ventricles and if the tumor was to grow and close them off, my brain would herniate and I could die instantly. I said, I can’t go to the States until I get new insurance… I need to wait until January 1, They said, you won’t be alive in 2 and half months, you can’t wait. But I had to, so I took it upon myself to get rid of it myself. I tripled my dose of cannabis oil, had the beginnings of my theory, and so also took Acyclovir and Lysine. I did intensive meditation where I ‘blew up the tumor with a firecracker’. And when I landed January 1, the brain MRI was clear… it had ‘magically disappeared’ and the butterfly is back!

Two tumors appear to take the place of the one that disappeared. July 2021

Brain Metastases Now…

I had three subsequent MRIs over the next year and a half… all clear and then a month ago, two days after my meningitis tried to launch an attack, an MRI showed two 7-8 mm ‘tumors’ occupying the same space.

An Alternate Reality?…

Now when I had this theory in Puerto Rico, they all thought I was crazy. I researched and found brain MRI images of people with chronic viral meningitis that has not only the edema that looked like mine but also more contained masses. 

Here’s the edema from my Oct 2019 ‘tumor’.

Edema shown in scan from a meningitis patient.

Here’s a scan of a meningitis patient with a mass that looks a lot like my ‘tumor’.

They still thought I was crazy. But I showed them this round to my radiation oncologist and he agreed that this wasn’t acting like brain metastases. And that maybe my theory had merit.

So, I’m going to do all the things I did in Puerto Rico… meditation, cannabis, Acyclovir, Lysine, and we’ll scan again in a month. This time we will do an MRS (Spectroscopy, which can analyze the chemical make up of the mass) instead of an MRI. It won’t be able to tell me if it is a virus, but it might tell us if it is consistent with being a tumor or not. Or, hopefully, it will be gone completely again!

Whaddya think?

Wanna place a bet? Im getting my MRS on Monday. If my theory is right, then I am not really in the danger they think I am. But it also means I am not as cool as I have pretended to be either, in that I didn’t ‘meditate cancerous tumors away’. But it does explain the healing role of Cannabis. Just not that it destroyed cancerous tumors, rather that it treated viral masses. If you have read either of my books, in the chapter on ‘Miraculous Healing’, I did meditate away a golf-ball sized tumor in my clavicular lymph node in real time. And I still survived against all odds from a tremendous systemic tumor burden on my lungs, liver, lymph, spine, and pelvis (so I’m still ‘miraculous’ LOL).

And, one could argue, if I’m right, I’m cool on a completely different level… I will have stubbornly refused to succumb, done my own research, and figured out how to save my own damn life…without chemo or radiation. See, I did have SRS to zap the 5 remaining ‘tumors’ in 2014 and it left me with scar tissue. This scar tissue makes them freak out every time, telling me they are brain metastases. Perhaps the SRS was unnecessary? And to treat this new mass in my basal ganglia with radiation, I risk scar tissue that could cause real problems such as Parkinson’s. Again, medical doctors aren’t telling me this, I had to do my own research.

They moved my MRS up two weeks because I’ve been losing my balance and falling a lot lately. I’ve always been clumsy. The difference now is that when I start to fall, I tell my brain to catch myself, it doesn’t listen, and I fall flat on my face. People have to help me up and it’s super embarrassing. But also worrisome, since its the first time I’ve had brain symptoms. Thing is, meningitis cam cause the same symptoms. That’s the scenario I’m rooting for, even if it somewhat diminishes my magical status. You’’ll still love me either way, right?

Drum roll, please…

Continued in And the winner is…

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